the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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