no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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