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(575): View more from New Mexico

i permit you to call me

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(276): View more from Virginia

Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.

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(850): View more from Florida

We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.

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(845): View more from New York

No more Irish car bombs ever.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.

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(817): View more from Texas

I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.

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(734): View more from Michigan

of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking

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(606): View more from Kentucky

hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....

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