No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
My feet surprised me
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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