just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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