I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
