If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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