I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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