It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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