Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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