phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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