All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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