my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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