I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.