I have demons in me.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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