guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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