i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
If I die, sorry about rent.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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