So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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