I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
