yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house