But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize
