She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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