have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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