Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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