he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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