Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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