did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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