I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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