before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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