SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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