my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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