the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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