bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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