went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Quick, to the slutcave!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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