rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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