You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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