He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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