You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She said her name was "party"
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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