Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
