You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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