Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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