White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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