He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
So many bounce houses so little time
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
