You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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