so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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