woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I can't put those talents on a resume
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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