somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just had sex on a roof
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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