you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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