he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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