We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I FOUND THE LEGS
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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