Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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