oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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