I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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