don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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