woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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